Monday, June 30, 2008

On Pets

I have often been asked, "Are you a cat person or a dog peron?" .

First of all, my head makes it sound something like, " Are you a batman or a spiderman?", which sends me in an instant to a state whacky laughter, while the more socially aceptable side of me tries to wrestle with my muscles, making me look like a confused retard more than anything else.
Secondly, and more importantly, the question invariably pops into my head, " Why would anyone be a cat person?"

Dogs kick cat-butt on most grounds.
I can conclude just this about cat lovers: Either they're scared of dogs, or they don't like that canines can be a little unclean, or they're plain queer and prefer to have thankless creatures as pets.

7 comments:

Layfield said...

I want a cat....a big one...like a lion...and see it eat ur puppy. Muhahaha.

Unknown said...

hahaha jetru rocks!

Bhargav said...

If you can train it not to eat you that is.
:)

Big cats are cool, though. :)
Small cats suck.

Amrut said...

pets of all kinds are nice to have, until they start peeing n pooping all over the area.. and the bath aspect isnt all too interesting either..

Bhargav said...

Go man!
Your're not cut out for pets then!
:)

bala said...

both suck but dogs are a lesser evil.
u can cuddle with a dog( i don't but u might) but a cat will probably claw your eyes out if you try something like that.
and cats are loners. they don't like being touched/handled/petted.
losers.

Firefly said...

cats are bloody vain and ungrateful!! they come to u wen they want to be fed, heck they even steal food.. they're only bothered about how they have less dirt on the underside of their paws.. dogs run to u wen they see u n wag their tail in joy and slobber all over you, the more the jolll the more the love :P doggies are shooo cute =) :P and they're always there when u need a head resting in ur lap :)